Abuse of Power

Sometimes life gives you little presents.

Names have been changed to protect the gorgeous.

Name of Date: Too Good To Be True
Date #: 1
Looks Like: The hottest guy at the club who is clearly too good looking to ever notice you.
Age: 19
Occupation: Music Major/Aspiring Model
Where We Met: Facebook
What Happened: Being the hot and confident poster boy for gay rights at my Christian college, I was often met with glares when walking around campus. But every so often I'd run across the occasional boy who's glances would linger and a smile would cross his lips and I know I'd been checked out by a closeted hottie. I had seen Too Good To Be True in our performing arts building several times and always wondered what his smirk meant when he strolled by. I had secretly hoped its that his pants were getting tight at the sight of me, but he was gorgeous and that would be asking for too much.

I began to facebook stalk him, because, lets face it, you would too. Everyone does it. I found him and not a week after I began pouring over his page I noticed that his "Interested In:" changed from "Women" to "Men." I did a little happy dance and prayed it was true. I didn't want to look like an ass by asking him out and him screaming "Get away homo, I just put that up as a joke!"

So I messaged him and told him I'd seen him around the building and noticed his new sexuality change on FB and if he'd like to talk about it. (I was the founder of the GSA, so it wasn't as creepy as it sounds. hey! don't judge. a brotha has gotta use what a brotha's gotta use). He messaged me back, said that he'd noticed me too (mmm blushing and butterflies) and that he would love to get together. We agreed on the student union. We'd grab a drink and walk around campus.

When TGTBT showed up, he was looking so damn fine. If I could describe it in any tangible way it would be... six pac, plus the v, plus shaggy hair, plus DSL's. For those gays out there you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about and your mouth has begun to water just like mine did. We got some coffee and walked outside. A creek runs through our campus with several bridges so we walked to one and sat in the middle. We talked about coming out, how he was feeling, etc. General kind of founder of the GSA questions.

I finally asked him "Well, if you could do anything right now, what would it be?" He smiled. Said "This." Took my hand and kissed me gently on the lips.

SWOON TIMES A HUNDRED MILLION. When a gorgeous stud makes the first move on you, you're pretty taken aback. Its something you never ever thought would happen. Its like living your entire life in a wheelchair and then regaining the ability to walk. ONLY BETTER. I'd assume anyway.

It was pretty effing romantic. We walked back to my apartment hand in hand and made plans to see each other again soon.

Gained Points for: Being smooth. That was a pretty effing sweet move.

Lost Points for: Not using tongue. Come on, dude, make me faint!

Mistakes I Made: Not saying "Hey. You wanna watch a movie?"

Chances for Another Date: Pretty Damn Good. I wanna been seen out with TGTBT. Get noticed. Make some ex's jealous!

Overall Score: A-